Friday, February 3, 2012

Social~Lites


"The FCC is being relentless in their new campaign for truth in advertising.  It's crazy! The reality show I'm on, is being forced to change it's name to "The Mostly Real Housewives of 90210". 
I am so offended.  I mean, yes, my breast implants are artificial, but there's nothing fake about the butt fat I injected into my lips!"

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Social~Lites


          "So, the producer of the reality show I'm on asked if I'd go to a third-world country for a month with five of my worst frenemies.  How could I resist?"