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Social~Lites

"She actually snubbed me during the charity event last night.  So I threw my drink 

in her face, cursed her out and flipped a table over on her.  Some people have no manners!"

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Social~Lites

"Now that I'm about to have a daughter I realize how important the 

Mother-Daughter bond is.   I just hope that she will find it with at least one of her nannies."

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Social~Lites

"I hate being ostentatious during this economic downturn. So, I've decided to go with 

uncut diamonds instead of the cut ones for the goodie bags at my daughter's third birthday party." 

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Social~Lites

"Between you and me, I am not here to make friends.  I'm trying to build up some street cred with my fellow rich peeps in hopes that they will buy some of my ridiculously overpriced merch. I'm not sure what I just said but my gay hairdresser insists I have to do all of that before I can get on a BRAVO reality show."

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Social~Lites

"I don't enjoy reading.  I prefer hobbies that either keep me thin or drunk."

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Social~Lites

"I totally forgot and left Gigi in my purse the other day. 

Poor thing would have starved to death if one of the maids hadn't been in that wing 

of the house today and heard him barking.  It's too bad his coloring doesn't go with more of my purses or I would have remembered to transfer him over." 

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Social~Lites

"That's not true. I never said I was better than her because 

I'm on a reality show and she isn't. I said I was better than her because 

I gave more at the charity auction than she did."

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Social~Lites

"I would love to have you all over for cocktails later, but Lili is still 

recovering from her tummy tuck.  She is doing great though.  Do any of your cats 

need a little work? If so, just let me know.  Our vet is the absolute best!"

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Social~Lites

"Trust me when I tell you my husband and I have felt the effects of the economic downturn. For instance, that island we bought last year is now worth a third of what we paid for it."

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Social~Lites

"In my opinion PETA is nothing but a bunch of hypocrites.  

I mean, why is it I can wear my faux fur but not my sable?

I don't get it. Why do they hate fauxes?

I thought they were supposed to love all animals." 

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Social~Lites

"My husband and I are terribly proud of our son.  He's only 16 months old and just yesterday

one of his nannies told us he said his first word."

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Social~Lites

"Now that we have the yacht and our own private jet, 

my husband and I figure we need to

 have a couple kids and get on a reality show and our lives will be complete."

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Social~Lites

"My husband is always at work, leaving me to deal with the kids, maids, gardeners 

and the nanny.  I hate to complain, but don't I deserve some me time?" 

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Social~Lites

"Don't get me wrong, It's not that I don't adore the NY Times, of course I do.

It's just a bit wordy for my taste, that's all."