"My therapist says I suffer from breed envy. I hate to agree with him, but seriously who wouldn't want to be a chiuaua? They have it all! I mean they get to be carried around in purses. They have those tiny waists & so they can fit into all of the cutest outfits. Most stores don't even carry my size. I have been cursed with being a Saint Bernard in this body conscious world we live in! I must have been a real bitch in my past life. Of course, I mean that figuratively."