Wednesday, July 6, 2011


"My therapist says I suffer from breed envy.  I hate to agree with him, but seriously who wouldn't want to be a chiuaua? They have it all! I mean they get to be carried around in purses.  They have those tiny waists & so they can fit into all of the cutest outfits.  Most stores don't even carry my size.  I have been cursed with being a Saint Bernard in this body conscious world we live in! I must have been a real bitch in my past life. Of course, I mean that figuratively."

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